a child is a

Cesspool of

Horrible

Icky

Leisure-threatening

Disease

Who wants to take bets on how long it will take until I am stricken with preschool plague?

Tags: parenting a toddler

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9 Responses to “a child is a”

1. thepsychobabble says:

   January 27, 2012 at 2:34 pm

   2 weeks.
   That’s my bet.

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2. julie gardner says:

   January 27, 2012 at 4:59 pm

   You
   Unequivocally
   Lure
   In
   All of us with your honesty.

   Thanks for keeping it real, sistah.
   (But I’ll bet three weeks. Cuz I’m an optimist.)

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3. Alison@Mama Wants This says:

   January 27, 2012 at 7:49 pm

   I’ll give it a month. Only because I’m being kind.

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4. Naptimewriting says:

   January 28, 2012 at 12:37 am

   The question isn’t how long. It’s how often. Our first year of preschool (when Peanut was 3.5) we were all sick every other week. All year. And kindergarten has been about the same.

   Cesspool, indeed.

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5. Eva Gallant says:

   January 28, 2012 at 11:07 am

   You get a couple of weeks, max.

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6. Jess says:

   January 30, 2012 at 3:27 pm

   I was sick more times in the few years Hayley went to preschool than I was in my entire life before kids.

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7. John says:

   January 31, 2012 at 9:05 am

   My kids aren’t in preschool, and I fear that I’m, actively, striken with the preschool plague.

   May the force be with you.

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8. Cameron says:

   August 20, 2012 at 9:45 pm

   I’m just saying, Felix was barely sick last year, and I cheerfully submit that a steady diet of processed foods, dog hair, dirt, and neglect has made him STRONG LIKE BULL.

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9. Cam says:

   September 12, 2012 at 5:00 pm

   Couldnt have said it better! We have it too!

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