opening scene: 10:41 pm a messy kitchen, someone practical is attempting to clean it, someone infuriating is trying to torture their spouse with inane questions…
android husband: (all business like) I’m trying to organize our finances so I need your bank password, what is it?
me: (attempting to change the subject) and how was your day…
android husband: (onto me) don’t try to weasel out of this I really need your password
me: (dude I only have room in my brain for two passwords- Facebook and Twitter, obviously) bank password you say? I don’t recall such a thing
android husband: (agitated) do you recall that we opened an account?
android husband: and I asked you to set up a password?
android husband: can you try to remember what it might be?
me: yup…thinking about passwords, thinking about how the word password reminds me of the word crossword because what a weird image right? passing through a word or crossing a word, crossing words are those like fighting words?
android husband: got anything yet?
android husband: (attempting new tactic) okay, okay the security question is what was your first job?
me: why would they ask such a thing?
android husband: (exasperated) you chose that as your security question
me: that’s what they want you to think, try the Academy of Sciences
android husband: how would you have written that?
me: I dunno, a-c-a-d-e-m-y space o-f space s-c-i-e-n-c-e-s?
android husband: lower case? upper case?
me: you know now that I think about it, it could have been the Sofitel Hotel,I think I remember typing that in because it sounded happier…Sofitel hotel, tee lee lee tra la…but you know maybe I thought they meant like what you wanted to be when you grow up, which I think I would have put actress if I was being honest but lawyer if I was trying to please my parents…
android husband: (inaudible groan)
I think I should probably stick to being in plays instead of attempting to write them…and so with that in mind and the encouragement of my dear (android) husband I am auditioning for a play, for community theater. Wish me luck.
PS does anyone happen to know what my bank password might be?