The Halloween Episode

For this Halloween I looked in the mirror and asked myself “do I need a costume?”

It turns out I don’t…

Yes folks I am a MOM, no accessories necessary.

But since that wasn’t mortifying enough, I also dressed my kiddo and I up to match:

Future awkward teenage moment, check! I like to plan ahead.

Oh and thanks to a fabulous second hand store we have in town, she also made quite a cute bunny, before I managed to lose her costume somewhere.  Mom fail.

And last but not least, by decree of The Empress (blogging royalty who mandates that there must be pictures of babies and pumpkins) I dragged my butt out to the pumpkin patch early Sunday morning and found precisely two pumpkins that hadn’t rotted yet, A for effort…

( here’s hoping I win a Canon Rebel from those fab SITS girls!)

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32 Responses to “The Halloween Episode”

  1. Jen says:

    I am totally loving your mom costume. :)

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  3. I love your “Mom costume”!!

    I always love looking at your photos, your baby girl is a doll. Is that a real mouse on that hay stack next to her?

    • Yuliya says:

      No, not a real mouse next to her, but I can bet you there were real mice scampering around that field…rotting pumpkins tend to draw a rowdy mice bunch!

  4. Hi Yuliya! I just sent you an e-mail response to your comment but then realized it was a “no reply comment”, I don’t think my e-mail went through.

    I loved your thoughtful comment and link. Have an e-mail I can send my response to? If so, e-mail me please :) Thanks!

  5. kludgymom says:

    Simply awesome. Did you go out in your mom costume to the pumpkin patch, too? :)

    your daughter doesn’t need a pumpkin or a costume. She’s too cute all by herself!

    • Yuliya says:

      I didn’t brave the pumpkin patch in my uniform but I did put on pants to greet the trick or treaters with…mom win?

  6. Your baby is so adorable! And I had to laugh at the “mom” costume!

  7. Hmm…Your mom robe looks suspiciously clean. And I agree with the The Empress on the pumpkin pics. Big A for effort!

    • Yuliya says:

      Thank you, I am glad I did the obligatory pumpkin pictures, I wouldn’t want her to end up in therapy because of it!

  8. Your “not” costume is awesome!! It’s making me feel like I’m all dressed up because I brushed me teeth and hair.
    Cute bunny.

  9. Lana says:

    These pics are crazy awesome. Aliza is beyond ridiculously cute (as are you)! But where is Slavik’s costume? Every party has a pooper…

  10. Scary Mommy says:

    That? Is AWESOME! I love it!!

  11. liz says:

    Oh, Yuliya! HAHAHA! What a perfect costume, even the facial expression!

  12. abbie says:

    So wishing I would have thought of that costume! Hilarious.
    Your little one is adorable.

  13. A comment from Scary Mommy? Dang, girl, you’re THERE! You made it!

    First, you have the best costume ever. Second, your kid is GAP-model adorable. Third, the photos, as usual, are stellar. And hey – does it matter that I loved the captions? Yes it does.

    • Yuliya says:

      Bwahahaha…yes I have made it, haven’t I, I’m expecting an interview with Regis and Kelly any day now!
      Thank you for bringing attention to my lack of writing, “captions” are all I have in me at the moment. Mother of Chalupa keeps me on my toes Y’all!

  14. Alexandra says:

    THAT is the MOST BEAUTIFUL BABY IN THE WORLD!

    And your costumes, all kinds of awesome.

    But, seriously, girlfriend???

    That is the most beautiful baby in the world.

    Thank you for humoring a poor woman who will never have a baby girl to dress up in animal prints.

    Don’t think I”ll ever get over it, after this post.

    • Yuliya says:

      You are too kind. And really I thought twice about the matchy matchy and the pumpkin patch but in the back of mind I knew I could not disappoint you, true story. So thank you for the Halloween memories. (PS The baby is always available for some babysitting or a quick smooch, where can I FedEx her to?)

  15. tracy says:

    Love your costume and the baby is adorable!
    Tracy

  16. MommaKiss says:

    you are gorgeous
    that baby is too! :p

  17. Anastasia says:

    best costume ever!

  18. How did I miss this? Oh my favourite was the first picture. What a great memory? No?
    Dana

  19. Visiting from SITS.
    It was hard to find fresh pumpkins this year!
    Your “costume” is great. Almost a mom/Snookie mash-up.

    • Yuliya says:

      Thank you! I have never been able to do the “bump” so I figured the “bedhead” would be a close runner up.

  20. joann mannix says:

    I screamed with laughter when I scrolled down and saw your photo! Absolute perfection! Really.

    And your baby is just scrumptious and that photo with the pumpkin better win you a camera! It is stellar!

  21. Morgan B. says:

    Your costume is amazing. Genius.

    I love the photo of your little dictator. Everything, from the mouse, to the light on her hair, to the orange pumpkin is perfect.

    And- you have hot legs.

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